Emil says:
back
Anil says:
Alright.
Emil says:
wtf i cant see if anyone is offline or online
Emil says:
...erghh
Anil says:
Your offline, dude.
Anil says:
Anyway lets get this shit happening.
Emil says:
k
Emil says:
intro is so fucking happy and fun
Anil says:
Before we start the review…
Anil says:
I’ll do a shitty intro.
Emil says:
alright hurry up cunt
Emil says:
gotta go soon
Anil says:
Something like "Before I commence the co-review with fellow chili-peppian Emil
Anil says:
I'd like to say scalpers are all tossers.”
Anil says:
Alright that'll do
Anil says:
So
Anil says:
Jupiter; Song 10: Especially in Michigan
Anil says:
INTRO
Anil says:
I know what you mean its a nice build up.
Anil says:
and the main guitar riff is simple and rockin’.
Emil says:
true that
Emil says:
kiedie's voice sounds hoott
Anil says:
haha
Anil says:
This is the kind of song where he just says whatever shit ya know.
Emil says:
like through some distorter machine or something
Anil says:
As long as it fits the melody
Emil says:
fucking oath
Anil says:
he can get away with anything.
Emil says:
as the 1 min kicks in ...the soft melody warms my loins
Anil says:
The chorus!
Anil says:
Yeah it would be mental at a concert.
Emil says:
yeh fucking oath
Anil says:
Even John's vocals are good in this song
Anil says:
the sort of distorted chants
Emil says:
(PS hope they play it in adelaide hahaha)
Anil says:
haha
Anil says:
Hope scalpers get raped up the arseholes.
Emil says:
true
Anil says:
Now
Anil says:
The solo
Emil says:
k back to the job cunt
Anil says:
NOT john
Emil says:
chad has got some mad smash and bash drumming
Anil says:
True that
Emil says:
the solo is awesome
Anil says:
Are you a fan of Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, the guy from Mars Volta that does the solo?
Emil says:
just like the album
Emil says:
well he's another one that warms the loins
Anil says:
Yeah true.
Anil says:
Alright lets listen one more time.
Anil says:
haha
Anil says:
Then that'll be enough.
Anil says:
Apparently, this song was a borderline song.
Emil says:
jebus
Emil says:
i fucking love this song
Anil says:
They were thinking of making it into a b-side.
Anil says:
I’m glad they kept it on.
Anil says:
Nice dynamic changes.
Anil says:
The soft bits, the loud bits.
Emil says:
yeh true.
Anil says:
Its all awesome.
Emil says:
the intro just smashs in. yeh and the chorus
Emil says:
yeh yeh 'SPOOF' ...k calm again
Anil says:
hahaha
Emil says:
nitch have i ever told u,.....
Emil says:
u make me horny
Anil says:
haha
Emil says:
why u laughing fuckface?
Anil says:
Because Shaun said the same thing.
Emil says:
i just opened my ball bags to u...(full of juice too)
Emil says:
oh
Anil says:
I don’t know what it is about me.
Emil says:
fucking cunt trying to steal u from me
Anil says:
Anyway, lets conclude the review.
Anil says:
Thanks for your opinions Emil.
Emil says:
u like hte little distortation voice thing during about 1.20min in?
Emil says:
i love tha tbit
Anil says:
Yeah man!
Emil says:
IM NOT DUNE YEH
Emil says:
YEH
Emil says:
YET
Emil says:
FUCKFACE
Anil says:
That’s one of the best John vocals on the album.
Emil says:
this better be on the site
Emil says:
yeh
Anil says:
That and the YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Anil says:
at the end of ‘Wet Sand.’
Anil says:
Man I cant wait to review that song.
Emil says:
k u done with abusing me ?
Anil says:
haha
Emil says:
thanks for the chance ot help review
Anil says:
haha We'll do another one for the Mars cd
Anil says:
Anything else you wanna say?
Emil says:
ummm...
Emil says:
yes..
Emil says:
SCALPERS CAN LIKE MY FUCKING BALL BAGS BEND OVER AND GET FUCKED WITH A BIG FUCK U LEX STYLEEZZZ
Anil says:
Word.
Anil says:
Alright that'll do buddy
Emil says:
oh i meant lick
Emil says:
yeh
Anil says:
Haha
Emil says:
hahaha
Anil says:
Have a nice night.
Anil says:
I'll save this shit.
Emil says:
u 2
Anil says:
Put it up tomorrow.
Emil says:
hahaha funny shit
back
Anil says:
Alright.
Emil says:
wtf i cant see if anyone is offline or online
Emil says:
...erghh
Anil says:
Your offline, dude.
Anil says:
Anyway lets get this shit happening.
Emil says:
k
Emil says:
intro is so fucking happy and fun
Anil says:
Before we start the review…
Anil says:
I’ll do a shitty intro.
Emil says:
alright hurry up cunt
Emil says:
gotta go soon
Anil says:
Something like "Before I commence the co-review with fellow chili-peppian Emil
Anil says:
I'd like to say scalpers are all tossers.”
Anil says:
Alright that'll do
Anil says:
So
Anil says:
Jupiter; Song 10: Especially in Michigan
Anil says:
INTRO
Anil says:
I know what you mean its a nice build up.
Anil says:
and the main guitar riff is simple and rockin’.
Emil says:
true that
Emil says:
kiedie's voice sounds hoott
Anil says:
haha
Anil says:
This is the kind of song where he just says whatever shit ya know.
Emil says:
like through some distorter machine or something
Anil says:
As long as it fits the melody
Emil says:
fucking oath
Anil says:
he can get away with anything.
Emil says:
as the 1 min kicks in ...the soft melody warms my loins
Anil says:
The chorus!
Anil says:
Yeah it would be mental at a concert.
Emil says:
yeh fucking oath
Anil says:
Even John's vocals are good in this song
Anil says:
the sort of distorted chants
Emil says:
(PS hope they play it in adelaide hahaha)
Anil says:
haha
Anil says:
Hope scalpers get raped up the arseholes.
Emil says:
true
Anil says:
Now
Anil says:
The solo
Emil says:
k back to the job cunt
Anil says:
NOT john
Emil says:
chad has got some mad smash and bash drumming
Anil says:
True that
Emil says:
the solo is awesome
Anil says:
Are you a fan of Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, the guy from Mars Volta that does the solo?
Emil says:
just like the album
Emil says:
well he's another one that warms the loins
Anil says:
Yeah true.
Anil says:
Alright lets listen one more time.
Anil says:
haha
Anil says:
Then that'll be enough.
Anil says:
Apparently, this song was a borderline song.
Emil says:
jebus
Emil says:
i fucking love this song
Anil says:
They were thinking of making it into a b-side.
Anil says:
I’m glad they kept it on.
Anil says:
Nice dynamic changes.
Anil says:
The soft bits, the loud bits.
Emil says:
yeh true.
Anil says:
Its all awesome.
Emil says:
the intro just smashs in. yeh and the chorus
Emil says:
yeh yeh 'SPOOF' ...k calm again
Anil says:
hahaha
Emil says:
nitch have i ever told u,.....
Emil says:
u make me horny
Anil says:
haha
Emil says:
why u laughing fuckface?
Anil says:
Because Shaun said the same thing.
Emil says:
i just opened my ball bags to u...(full of juice too)
Emil says:
oh
Anil says:
I don’t know what it is about me.
Emil says:
fucking cunt trying to steal u from me
Anil says:
Anyway, lets conclude the review.
Anil says:
Thanks for your opinions Emil.
Emil says:
u like hte little distortation voice thing during about 1.20min in?
Emil says:
i love tha tbit
Anil says:
Yeah man!
Emil says:
IM NOT DUNE YEH
Emil says:
YEH
Emil says:
YET
Emil says:
FUCKFACE
Anil says:
That’s one of the best John vocals on the album.
Emil says:
this better be on the site
Emil says:
yeh
Anil says:
That and the YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Anil says:
at the end of ‘Wet Sand.’
Anil says:
Man I cant wait to review that song.
Emil says:
k u done with abusing me ?
Anil says:
haha
Emil says:
thanks for the chance ot help review
Anil says:
haha We'll do another one for the Mars cd
Anil says:
Anything else you wanna say?
Emil says:
ummm...
Emil says:
yes..
Emil says:
SCALPERS CAN LIKE MY FUCKING BALL BAGS BEND OVER AND GET FUCKED WITH A BIG FUCK U LEX STYLEEZZZ
Anil says:
Word.
Anil says:
Alright that'll do buddy
Emil says:
oh i meant lick
Emil says:
yeh
Anil says:
Haha
Emil says:
hahaha
Anil says:
Have a nice night.
Anil says:
I'll save this shit.
Emil says:
u 2
Anil says:
Put it up tomorrow.
Emil says:
hahaha funny shit

19 Comments:
MADNESS!!!
LOVE the new format - keep it up jacks!!
It's gold - like Margaret and David (only with a fraction more swearing)!!!
Pretty mad song, good solo, good funnies overall, done!
3/5 *
hahahaa.
mad review format guys.
yeah i think this is one of the better songs especially in terms of johns input. not too much, not too little, just right. the only bit im not a fan of is in the chorus where keidis does that high OOOHHH-UH-OOOH-UH-OO0000HHH. u know the bit. something about lions and tigers.
otherwise a mad song.
So who managed to get tickets?
I think it's a shame that you guys got fucked around. I hope that the propensity of true fans to stupid teenage girls isn't rediculously out of whack.
Hopefully there is a late release of tickets, or they manage to prevent the scalpers from onselling. Add a touch parity to the process.
while driving home today, for some reason i thought what happens if i just stumbled across a ticket...would i take it for myself...or sell it onto buck or anil at the standard price
so i thought yeh id sell it onto one of them...
then i thought...who would i sell it to?
buck or nitch?
then i thought......nitch
hahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahaha
I love you baby
i fuckin hate you.
you see buck its that attitude thats costing you seeing the chili peppers!
Yes...the arroggance...
Yes...the arroggance...
"shaun said...
while driving home today, for some reason i thought what happens if i just stumbled across a ticket...would i take it for myself...or sell it onto buck or anil at the standard price
so i thought yeh id sell it onto one of them...
then i thought...who would i sell it to?
buck or nitch?
then i thought......nitch
hahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahaha"
Hahaha!! I love the way Shaun's brain thinks!!!
Mad!! And how exactly would you 'stumble across a ticket'?!?
While you're driing, "Oh hello! What's that glinting in the sunlight in the middle of the road? Well, what do we have here! Ha, wouldn't you know it - some unthoughtful person has happened to leave their ticket lying in the middle of the street for me to pick up! Good luck for me! Yoink!!!"
I have to say I respect the way that scalpers work. It embodies the most fundamental principles of demand and supply, exemplifying the profit motive.
If demand for a product is so extraordinarily inelastic then abuse the fuck out of it. Artificial price constraints are for babies.
Increasing the initial ticket price would have been a good way to ensure that many of the faggots who did get tickets would have been frozen out of the market. However, most of these morons are content to put everything on their credit cards without second thought.
I read the other day that interest rates are almost the equivalent of 18% when you compensate for credit debt within Australia. That's appalling.
P.S I have not heard the song.
Update!
UPDATE NOW U BLACK MAN!
Well its because you guys keep dragging me out of my humble abode that I don't have time to update my beloved blog!
LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN YOU!
That's no excuse. Get a job like mine and blog all you can.
cmon its been a month now since ure last blog
Anil,
Your blogs always descend into an argument between me, Shaun and yourself as to your lame updating efforts.
You should have skipped Dallas Crane and used the time to update, or at least paid CF Buck to do it for you.
A blog's not like a puppy, you can't just neglect it when you get tired of it.
Shaun: You're such a whining pussy
Oliver: I will do what I can to boost my comments levels to that which they deserve, and yes that may include waiting a month or so between blogs to get people to complain about the wait between blogs. I you don't like it, I suggest commenting about the lateness of my blog more often, but try and do it in a different way every time please.
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